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Messygirl Blowjobs female messy

I was wondering what happened to Messygirl Blowjobs. I absolutely loved those videos. I know that they still have a store up but why did they stop. They they stop because of the cost of a video or bec...

6/6/196/6/19

6/19/196/19/19 by 77wabc

Replies: 18
Views: 6818

Ladies--how did your man introduce you to WAM? female messy

I am ready to take the plunge and tell my wife of 13 years of my fascination and fetish. My question is how did your husband /S. O. /lover/boyfriend /side piece/ indentured servent/mail order husband...

5/28/195/28/19

6/1/196/1/19 by Potatoman-J

Replies: 16
Views: 2831

Ex-Playmate Julie comes to SlapstickStuff, immediately regrets it! female messy

SS221 features all-natural, low-key beauty Julie.... who did a Playboy feature just a few short years ago! Ah, how the mighty have fallen. But her (career's) loss is our (stupid website's) gain! RAWH...

5/23/195/23/19

by SlapstickStuff

5/25/195/25/19 by SStuff

Replies: 27
Views: 4510

Do Scripts really matter? female messy page 1 2

Hi Wammers, I have a question for everyone. I am new to the Pie Producing business. I have been spending a lot of my time writting scripts for the buildup of the first pie in the face for the mode...

4/22/194/22/19

5/17/195/17/19 by Mr_Pies

Replies: 34
Views: 2710

Meet Rebecca! female messy

Meet Rebecca, a young college student looking to make some extra money for her books and tuition. Little did she know when signing up for this messy gig, that she would become unrecognizable by the en...

3/23/193/23/19

by Anglefan.com

5/8/195/8/19 by shmerb

Replies: 18
Views: 6333

Lum Makes a Mess on the Rooftops of Los Angeles female messy

Lum Makes a Mess on the Rooftops of Los AngelesMessyHot had been approached about taking part in a human sexuality documentary, "because I am a sploshing expert and they really liked my style." The pr...

5/8/195/8/19

5/8/195/8/19 by messyhot

Replies: 10
Views: 1516

New Pie forum--pg Mainstream Content Only female messy page 1 2 3

I am exclusively a fan of mainstream pie-in-the-face content. This includes everything from TV shows and movies to every kind of non-produced internet content (Youtube clips, Facebook clips, Twitter,...

3/26/193/26/19

4/1/194/1/19 by Renegade18

Replies: 71
Views: 7500

English news outlet writes about Lum and MessyHot female messy

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6864727/Ex-Catholic-reveals-splosher-loves-smothering-cakes-puddings.html A journalist approached me about doing an article about a MessyHot model and promi...

3/31/193/31/19

4/1/194/1/19 by Lizzie_Claymore

Replies: 4
Views: 995

How many of you are into messy girl/girl dildo BJ's? female messy

Just curious how many of you are into messy lesbian bj videos! I have a few with various models including myself in various messy substances! Also right now Jade, Raven and I would love to do a 3 girl...

3/24/193/24/19

3/25/193/25/19 by Mr. Rhee

Replies: 8
Views: 1242

Ideas for pies female messy

Getting pied has become one of my favorite messy expierences. It gets me every time. I can never seem to get enough of them either. So I'm looking for ideas of types of pies I should use next. I like...

3/9/193/9/19

3/13/193/13/19 by clownpies

Replies: 19
Views: 6632

How do you force people to pay for their porn? general messy page 1 2 3 4

Longtime lurker here. I been looking through some of the previous threads about the disconnect between producers and customers. Producers trying to raise or maintain their prices for their videos and...

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2/12/192/12/19

by QuicksandPrincess

3/6/193/6/19 by Potatoman-J

Replies: 91
Views: 7218

Has MudBunny Left UMD?! female messy

:ohno: I mean, I saw that her store is still open (for now) and you can still buy videos from her, but when I saw her profile icon - which had changed since the last time I saw it - it said that "thi...

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3/2/193/2/19 by Potatoman-J

Replies: 23
Views: 24281

New Coed Video at Messygirls Revenge! coed messy

Hi Gang! We added a new download to MessygirlsRevenge.com starring Lucy and Max. "The Dessert Line" Lucy and Max get into a tit for tat pie and pudding fight in the dessert line. Enjoy :)

2/6/192/6/19

2/7/192/7/19 by KakeKid

Replies: 6
Views: 3471

Choose the next video update (Poll) female messy

Who would you like to see added to Anglefan next? Ginger & Cassandra, gorgeous Asian beauty Danielle, cute Alyssa & her cupcake decorating friend Heather, or incredibly hot fitness model Natal...

1/25/191/25/19

by Anglefan.com

1/30/191/30/19 by Mr_MG

Replies: 14
Views: 3457

Some legendary Shelby videos are back online! female messy

Who likes blonde WAM?? Shelby does! Five scenes from one of her earlier messy experiences are now back at Anglefan. Some great thong scenes and lots of messy pies in these. Priced right!

1/15/191/15/19

1/28/191/28/19 by Anglefan.com

Replies: 16
Views: 4553

Not how I wanted to start 2019. female messy

I made it my New Year's Resolution to be bolder. Enough of being timid and mousy with what I want from my life and relationships. I had been seeing a guy for a few weeks and it had been going well en...

1/1/191/1/19

1/6/191/6/19 by sweetfreak

Replies: 26
Views: 5033

anybody want ME messing UP A dude? I can tonight! coed messy

SO, i have a situation where I have someoen here tonight that is totally down for being messed up with cake batter, slime and some pies..... he wants to be paid but hes cool with it! ive got my dom o...

1/4/191/4/19

1/5/191/5/19 by Jayce

Replies: 22
Views: 2635

Let's discuss SlapstickStuff's 2018 female messy page 1 2

At the beginning of the year, SlapstickStuff posted that they had some big plans and ideas for this year. I, also being SlapstickStuff, will cut-n-paste them here, from this previous thread, as I'd fo...

12/31/1812/31/18

by SlapstickStuff

1/2/191/2/19 by RobbyWLP

Replies: 31
Views: 4389

Does anyone like ebony WAM? female messy page 1 2

10/15/1810/15/18

12/31/1812/31/18 by Anglefan

Replies: 51
Views: 8471

Pie splat female messy

I just made major blunder watching tv. Someone on tv just got huge pie in the face to which my mother-in-law commented "I would love to do that to someone", I make the mistake of responding "so would...

12/25/1812/25/18

12/27/1812/27/18 by MrBump

Replies: 16
Views: 2299

A New Messygirl Revenge Video! coed messy

Hi Guys! We added a new download to our MessygirlsRevenge.com store! Linda and myself mess up Max of Max and Star fame! Enjoy :)

11/28/1811/28/18

12/1/1812/1/18 by oilslick

Replies: 20
Views: 5219

Cute actress/model pied post female messy

Why was the cute actress pied thread deleted? Epic strop by the OP, or did someone not play nicely over on the facebook page?

10/29/1810/29/18

11/23/1811/23/18 by Hendog106

Replies: 19
Views: 4603

How would you handle a pie in the face? female messy page 1 2

So my question is this...how would any of you handle this situation? BLUF: A good (female) friend of mine thought it would be fun/funny to give me a pie in the face a few nights ago by complete surpr...

11/4/1811/4/18

11/9/1811/9/18 by ourek

Replies: 49
Views: 6195

Why do people creep on candid WAM? general messy page 1 2

Ok... so this has been doing on at UMD since... forever... First, I admit I like candid WAM scenes, meaning non-fetish, not-porn, non-sexual messy scenes. I like the spontaneity. I like the fun and l...

10/29/1810/29/18

11/9/1811/9/18 by Regis

Replies: 33
Views: 4355

Danielle gets creamed! female messy

Gorgeous brunette Danielle gets nicely pied. One of her best pie scenes!

11/4/1811/4/18

11/8/1811/8/18 by Anglefan

Replies: 10
Views: 3228

Potential pieing...need some FB Likes female messy

If this dentist's photo gets 250 likes on facebook, she gets pied. Pretty simple. PLEASE DO NOT leave creepy f-ing comments, (or any comments for that matter) on the post. All you need to do it press...

10/31/1810/31/18

11/5/1811/5/18 by BubbleYumFurry

Replies: 24
Views: 3070

Any peer-reviewed studies about kink? general messy

x-D I'm assuming it's just a random neural pathway. A result of neuro-plasticity x-D :thumbsup: How fortunate we are to have something so innocuous Rave on, lovers ;P

9/2/189/2/18

10/7/1810/7/18 by Zoidbergs Evil Twin

Replies: 19
Views: 1710

What's happened to Messy Jessie? female messy

All of her sites seem to have gone, and people have been saying things about removing her content. I'm assuming something has happened. Could anyone tell me what it was?

9/9/189/9/18

9/10/189/10/18 by The-Gunger

Replies: 15
Views: 3557

samantha bee pied female messy

Tonight on her show, samantha bee took a pie in the face from terry crews. Pie didn't stick that well but it was a decent scene

8/2/188/2/18

by diamondjack62

8/5/188/5/18 by Potatoman-J

Replies: 25
Views: 4738

Which producer needs to return, like now? female messy page 1 2 3

Which defunct WAM producer would you like to see return and which current WAM producer would you would hate to see leave?

6/4/186/4/18

8/3/188/3/18 by SingleStageToOrbit

Replies: 61
Views: 8805

Curious conversation with the wife (pie) female messy

So I wanted to share a very interesting thing that happened last night. My wife and I were sitting on the couch watching some Master Chef (we love that show). The episode had a challenge in it so bake...

6/24/186/24/18

6/26/186/26/18 by KakeKid

Replies: 11
Views: 2407

Does a male appearance ruin a WAM shoot? male messy page 1 2 3

I have a question to ask the fans of our shoots and WAM shoots in general. Is a male appearance in a WAM shoot a buzz kill? Such as arm shots and upper torsos with no face showing. Basically what I'...

2/22/182/22/18

3/6/183/6/18 by wamajama

Replies: 65
Views: 6234

Pics from 3 very hot downloads female messy

Hi Guys! We have been busy shooting this week and here are pics from the first batch of shoots. Horny Sweetness (Nutella covered Penelope) Pie Twerking Girls (Amy, Tilly and Penelope are at it again...

9/23/169/23/16

9/27/169/27/16 by NormanMabeld

Replies: 26
Views: 6596

Messy cunnilingus male messy

8/3/168/3/16

8/4/168/4/16 by briff1es

Replies: 4
Views: 2361

How has your WAM fetish changed? female messy

I've been thinking recently about how much my interests relating to WAM have changed since I first realised this fetish was a 'thing' In my pre-pubescent years, I found pretty much all content to do...

7/23/167/23/16

7/25/167/25/16 by asdf

Replies: 16
Views: 2291

My Crazy Ex coed messy

There's a show on the LMNHD channel called 'My Crazy Ex' and it featured a guy talking about his ex girlfriend. She had her own business and it was a bakery.There was a scene in it where a guy wanted...

7/16/167/16/16

7/24/167/24/16 by MtnWAM

Replies: 7
Views: 3810

Ethics in shooting wam videos female messy page 1 2

Ethics has always been an interesting subject to me and how people can have such varied perspectives and justifications for things. I'm curious on people's perspectives on models being coerced in...

9/17/149/17/14

by PieFightGirls

9/21/149/21/14 by Leila

Replies: 49
Views: 6741

Pics from this weeks update at Messygirl.com female messy

Here are a few vid pics from this weeks update at Messygirl.com Lane and Hannah team up for "WAM in the Fast Lane" Enjoy:D

7/7/147/7/14

7/9/147/9/14 by lfa

Replies: 9
Views: 4483

Girl gunged on YouTube female messy

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XD_Im4tTGmE

6/21/146/21/14

6/22/146/22/14 by ioker2

Replies: 7
Views: 3924

WAM lessons learned female messy

So in the interest of the many lurkers this site has and people interested in getting messy, what lesson have you learned you want to share? Mine would be to start the shower prior to your messy s...

6/18/146/18/14

6/19/146/19/14 by WAManimator

Replies: 10
Views: 2176

Who is the hottest model Neil has pied? female messy

I figure this is a good question since Neil has said he is considering selling off his site. Who would you pick?

6/10/146/10/14

6/13/146/13/14 by Bozo1

Replies: 27
Views: 4077

wotd dares female messy page 1 2

I'm Wammer of the day - AGAIN!! This makes me incredibly happy, so thanks to everyone who has been liking and commenting on my content, I'm really chuffed that it gets such an overwhelming response....

5/10/145/10/14

by JellynCustard

6/12/146/12/14 by gunkguy

Replies: 51
Views: 11884

Do any producers have high speed cameras? female messy

I'm looking to strike another idea off my custom shoot list but have been struggling to find a producer with the right equipment and know how to do justice to a slow motion wam scene. Are there any...

5/15/145/15/14

by metroidfan19

5/16/145/16/14 by metroidfan19

Replies: 9
Views: 1126

joi style pie in the face videos? female messy

I was looking around to see if anyone had created a pie in the face video in a joi style. Does anyone know of any? While searching around outside of umd I did com across this. It's about 12 differe...

5/8/145/8/14

5/13/145/13/14 by mhalver

Replies: 7
Views: 3994

I Fear I am Being Scammed female messy page 1 2 3

I am looking for advice. After clearing with the model that she would make a particular custom, I sent her, via paypal, the money she requested. After missing two dates that she said the vid would...

5/3/145/3/14

5/7/145/7/14 by Stark

Replies: 78
Views: 12768

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